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Thank you

For bring up repressed memories.

Brilliant Job

A nearly perfect representation of all those video game parody flashes.

The fact that so many people are reviewing this low because they believe it to simply be a parody of MGS is also hilariously ironic.

I'm stunned

I have never seen such a great piece of work. The visuals were stunning, and it was educational, as well as funny. Very professional and smooth as well.

Congrats!

Pretty fun!

The variety of enemies with unique abilities was pretty nice, although I found powerups lacking as time went on.

Also, beat it with just 1 health left. Muahahaha!

Horrible controls ruin the game.

You're only allowed to be hit 3 times, yet even when you strafe as fast as possible, your giraffe moves at a cripplingly slow pace. You can barely make it 10 seconds.

Difficulty curve?

Aside from the horribly slippery controls, the difficulty curve on this is ridiculous. You start off with an enemy every couple seconds, then in literally an instant, you have about two dozen come at you at the same time.

When the music came on...

It was louder than I expected, and it made me jump. This also caused me to poke my eye since I was rubbing it at the time.

2/5 and 5/10 for causing me ocular pain.